Post by goldenmyst on Jul 30, 2021 19:45:41 GMT -6
Coffee Heaven
My friendly Barista Girl delivers my coffee and bagel on winged feet with a Kirlian aura effect that makes me tingle like a mystic on fire with waves of her hospitality. Then the magic begins. She offers in earnest to get me a plate as though the paper bag isn’t enough for my bagel dining. When I assure her of the utility of my bag she looks distraught and says, “Please, let me get you a plate for your dining. You need it and I am more than willing to fulfill your needs.”
“You are most gracious. If it isn’t an inconvenience I would be most grateful for your plate.”
“Here it is. Enjoy young man. But let me dispose of that empty coffee cup for you.”
“You need not be my rubbish collector.”
“It is my pleasure. When you come here all groomed and shaved I am just bursting with joy to serve you.”
“Now I have goose bumps.”
“Hey, would you like a tour of the coffee grinding room? I’ll show you how we prepare the beans for brewing.”
“I’ve heard it but never seen it up close. Please do take me in there.”
“Here we are. Oh my, a pipe is leaking. I’ll mop while you watch a professional at work.”
“Wow, the floor is caving in or disappearing as you swipe it. I am slipping into the hole.”
“So am I. But don’t worry it is all part of my plan. Wee, are you enjoying the ride?”
“My arms are stained in cappuccino. Where are we? On a beach. But the sea smells like espresso. It tastes like it to.”
“We are home my love. I went ahead to prepare this place for us.”
“Will I ever see the earth again?”
“None to worry my love. Here you have your woman and spring fed coffee to last eons while you abide in my bosom. Now follow me into the coffee tree forest to begin our forever.”
My friendly Barista Girl delivers my coffee and bagel on winged feet with a Kirlian aura effect that makes me tingle like a mystic on fire with waves of her hospitality. Then the magic begins. She offers in earnest to get me a plate as though the paper bag isn’t enough for my bagel dining. When I assure her of the utility of my bag she looks distraught and says, “Please, let me get you a plate for your dining. You need it and I am more than willing to fulfill your needs.”
“You are most gracious. If it isn’t an inconvenience I would be most grateful for your plate.”
“Here it is. Enjoy young man. But let me dispose of that empty coffee cup for you.”
“You need not be my rubbish collector.”
“It is my pleasure. When you come here all groomed and shaved I am just bursting with joy to serve you.”
“Now I have goose bumps.”
“Hey, would you like a tour of the coffee grinding room? I’ll show you how we prepare the beans for brewing.”
“I’ve heard it but never seen it up close. Please do take me in there.”
“Here we are. Oh my, a pipe is leaking. I’ll mop while you watch a professional at work.”
“Wow, the floor is caving in or disappearing as you swipe it. I am slipping into the hole.”
“So am I. But don’t worry it is all part of my plan. Wee, are you enjoying the ride?”
“My arms are stained in cappuccino. Where are we? On a beach. But the sea smells like espresso. It tastes like it to.”
“We are home my love. I went ahead to prepare this place for us.”
“Will I ever see the earth again?”
“None to worry my love. Here you have your woman and spring fed coffee to last eons while you abide in my bosom. Now follow me into the coffee tree forest to begin our forever.”
Everyone have a great weekend!!!!