Post by goldenmyst on Jul 1, 2021 22:01:09 GMT -6
The Peculiar Patron
“Hey, you sure downed a lot of coffee. But now you want chamomile tea. If I were crazy I’d think you are trying to calm down after all that caffeine. But I am not mad nor do I impute you are.”
“Well, you had me figured out. I like to ride the mini roller coaster here between stimulation and relaxation. Does that sound strange?”
“Honestly it does sound peculiar. Most of our customers stick to one brew. But really who am I to say? Such a combination does sound fun like taking a cold shower after getting a sensual massage.”
“Now that rubdown sounds better than coffee. Such a masseuse would be able to both soothe and excite one and the same like my beverage combo here.”
“O la la, could you recommend one? I could use a warm touch after my day behind this counter. There is so much interaction here but none physical.”
“Would you prefer a lady or a gentleman?”
“Mishmash really for a massage I’d prefer a woman. Those soft hands hit the spot.”
“I think I need a tall glass of chamomile now iced.”
“You have tickled me pink. Maybe one of the barista girls would trade-off with me.”
“Do you folks carry valerian tea? I could use a well-steeped shot of it right now.”
“Oh, John, what you need isn’t for sale here. It is good that some things in life are free.”
“Hey, you sure downed a lot of coffee. But now you want chamomile tea. If I were crazy I’d think you are trying to calm down after all that caffeine. But I am not mad nor do I impute you are.”
“Well, you had me figured out. I like to ride the mini roller coaster here between stimulation and relaxation. Does that sound strange?”
“Honestly it does sound peculiar. Most of our customers stick to one brew. But really who am I to say? Such a combination does sound fun like taking a cold shower after getting a sensual massage.”
“Now that rubdown sounds better than coffee. Such a masseuse would be able to both soothe and excite one and the same like my beverage combo here.”
“O la la, could you recommend one? I could use a warm touch after my day behind this counter. There is so much interaction here but none physical.”
“Would you prefer a lady or a gentleman?”
“Mishmash really for a massage I’d prefer a woman. Those soft hands hit the spot.”
“I think I need a tall glass of chamomile now iced.”
“You have tickled me pink. Maybe one of the barista girls would trade-off with me.”
“Do you folks carry valerian tea? I could use a well-steeped shot of it right now.”
“Oh, John, what you need isn’t for sale here. It is good that some things in life are free.”
