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Post by Deleted on Feb 5, 2020 3:41:21 GMT -6
"Little Weiners"
I opened up some hot dogs
from the refrigerator door.
For the life of me I don't remember
them bein' there before.
But they sure must have been
'cuz there they were plain as day.
I held two weiners in my hand
and started scrapin' gunk away.
The package had had stuff, black and brown,
kinda like some sticky goo
and there was somethin', maybe a fungus.
I wasn't sure what I should do.
So I just kept on scrapin'
and eventually most the gunk was gone.
I filled a pot with water
and I clicked a burner on.
Then all of a sudden
this little weiner said, "Hello!"
In shock I dropped the weiners,
the one cryin' out, "OH NOOOOOO!"
The weiner hit the floor,
soon it wiggled here and there.
Then the weiner stood erect,
"Ya gave me quite a scare!"
The water now was boilin'
but I didn't want to eat this weiner!
Maybe a little cocky
but all in all a nice demeanor.
So I asked, "Is it just you
or are the rest alive as well?"
To this the other weiners rose.
My mouth opened and fell.
--msl2020
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Post by lostineternity99 on Feb 5, 2020 6:37:06 GMT -6
This is you at your wild and crazy best! LOL
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Post by QueenFoxy on Feb 5, 2020 10:02:31 GMT -6
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Post by Catlady2710 on Feb 5, 2020 13:25:23 GMT -6
WOW!
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Post by goldenmyst on Feb 21, 2020 22:23:25 GMT -6
Michael, you do farside humor with the best! This had me laughing. Creative in the utmost.
John
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2020 2:33:44 GMT -6
Glad it brought some smiles with all this chaos that's going on
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