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Post by poetinpink on Dec 5, 2019 18:49:54 GMT -6
Was feelin' in a bakin' mood Decided to ring in some cheer Set my sights on a rum fruit~cake But all I could find was some beer!
I frantically searched the cupboards Oh well, it's no catastrophe I'll pretend I'm Betty Crocker Just whip up my own recipe!
I cracked open a chilled brewski Let it set so it could get flat Gathered my flour, fruit and nuts Mixed it up and that was that!
My mouth was feelin' kinda parched That brew was lookin' mighty fine I meant to take just a slight sip Instead ended up taking nine!
Oops better break out another The first one seemed to disappear Better open up the next one And try not to keep it so near
Went to the fridge for some butter Grabbed a few eggs from the tray Gathered up all of my spices Chugged the open beer on the way
Oh no there goes yet another I'd best slow down just a wee bit Or the Christmas tree out yonder Won't be the only thing that's lit!
Well the moral of this fruity tale Is as simple as it can be Make sure you've got your ingredients And NEVER bake while you're THIRSTY!!!
© Poet In Pink
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Post by goldenmyst on Dec 5, 2019 19:31:18 GMT -6
Alana, you've penned a poem to bring Christmas cheer to my heart. What laughter you've inspired with me tonight. Your poetry is a word smile to bring joy to share with those near and far. Love to you my sister of verse.
XoXoXo John
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Post by lostineternity99 on Dec 6, 2019 5:59:43 GMT -6
LOL! I love this, Alana!! Superb rhyme and rhythm in your festive, funny poem ... this is an instant Pink classic *five fruity stars* (((huggs))) Ricky
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Post by Catlady2710 on Dec 6, 2019 15:05:38 GMT -6
LOL Alana - thanks so much for this very hilarious write. You brought a great big smile to my face!
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Post by AquarianM on Dec 7, 2019 2:05:56 GMT -6
Oh, I love this one, Alana! I am a big fan of fruitcake - both the dessert and the Jimmy Buffet song. Awesome!
Dan
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Post by poetinpink on Dec 7, 2019 18:09:17 GMT -6
Alana, you've penned a poem to bring Christmas cheer to my heart. What laughter you've inspired with me tonight. Your poetry is a word smile to bring joy to share with those near and far. Love to you my sister of verse. XoXoXo John Thank you so much John Happy to hear you got a chuckle or two Huggerz Alana
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Post by poetinpink on Dec 7, 2019 18:11:15 GMT -6
LOL! I love this, Alana!! Superb rhyme and rhythm in your festive, funny poem ... this is an instant Pink classic *five fruity stars* ((( ))) Ricky Thanks bunches Ricky What more could I ask for then 5 fruity stars!!! Fruity like me lol Glad it brought you a smile Huggerz Alana
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Post by poetinpink on Dec 7, 2019 18:12:28 GMT -6
LOL Alana - thanks so much for this very hilarious write. You brought a great big smile to my face! Thank you Cat Always appreciate you reading! Glad ya enjoyed this one Huggerz Alana
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Post by poetinpink on Dec 7, 2019 18:14:25 GMT -6
Oh, I love this one, Alana! I am a big fan of fruitcake - both the dessert and the Jimmy Buffet song. Awesome! Dan Hi Dan nice to hear from you Thanks for your kind words ~ Glad you enjoyed Huggerz Alana
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Post by Deleted on Jan 2, 2020 1:07:53 GMT -6
Hee hee! Love it Peep
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Post by augustsky on Jan 13, 2020 17:52:49 GMT -6
Tooty Fruity Alana..Loved this!
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