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Post by goldenmyst on Apr 7, 2021 16:26:13 GMT -6
Kosher Bagels
“Do you have whole wheat bagels today?” “Yes! Yes! We do. We came through for you today.” “Then I’ll have it with hummus.” “Oh God, we don’t have that dressing today. Sorry to let you down.” “Then I’ll have it with butter.” “Lord, we are never out of butter Except for today. We must be hexed.” “Then do you have any suggestions?” “Personally I like the spinach and artichoke With cream cheese. It has the taste of lox and bagels That I grew up on in New York.” “I trust your judgment.” “Based on what?” “Your choice in clothing is impeccable.” “Can’t go wrong with spandex.” She catches him licking his fingers. She asks, “Do I have good culinary taste?” “I am at a loss not having partaken Of your cooking.” “Let me rephrase that. Is my palate attuned to your taste buds?” “Yes your dining choice matches mine.” “I can make a mean matzah ball soup.” “I can make a beastly jambalaya.” “But can you curse in Yiddish?” “No but I prefer kosher food to profanity.”
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Post by QueenFoxy on Apr 8, 2021 22:27:28 GMT -6
Me too.
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Post by goldenmyst on Apr 9, 2021 2:54:21 GMT -6
Great that you are onboard here my friend. Tasty food is better than profanity any day. XoXoXo John
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Post by goldenmyst on Apr 9, 2021 12:22:54 GMT -6
That last line was a punch line to my poetic joke. Glad you enjoyed my friend.
XoXoXo John
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Post by QueenFoxy on Apr 17, 2021 13:26:54 GMT -6
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