Post by goldenmyst on Oct 19, 2019 1:10:43 GMT -6
Smitten: Blind Date
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door. Tom, the prop dude sits on the couch. Rowena leads her by the arm to Tom and seats her next to him. Goldie tells Tom, “Oh my, I am flattered to sit next to a designer of furniture in show biz no less.”
Tom says, “Well, the job doesn’t really put me in the big time. But to be thought of that way is truly a sign of respect.”
Goldie replies, “Well I’m kind of in the dark about TV land. Please tell me what manner of props you construct. It sounds fascinating.”
Tom says, “Well now that you mention it the
profession does pose some interesting challenges.
Once I built a cuckoo clock that could make conversation. It surprised even the actors. They went off script with their lines it was such a hoot.”
Goldie replies, “I must confess I’m more of a homebody. I don’t go outside unescorted.”
Tom says, “Oh I bet beneath that shy veneer you could be a woman about town.”
Goldie replies, “Well, no not really. You see I am legally blind. I have my kitchen memorized along with the rest of the house. But unfortunately, the city is beyond my ability to learn like the back of my hand.”
Tom says, “Well, I’m somewhat at a loss. Doug didn’t tell me.”
“Let me feel you, so we’ll be on equal footing.”
Tom says, “Of course feel free.”
Goldie follows Tom’s musculature like foreplay as her hand dips down his abdomen to his belt buckle where the mystery begins and her roaming ends.
Goldie says, “My Rowena didn’t tell me what a handsome man you are. Normally I don’t date good-looking men like you.”
“Heavens, why? You are a very attractive woman which entices me to get to know you better.”
Goldie says, “It is just that well-built men, such as you, often are vain which I find a turn-off.”
Tom says, “Do you find me to be that type?”
“Quite the opposite, your combination of being humble yet Apollonian in proportions is quite sexy.”
Doug takes Rowena to the kitchen for a private chat. “You never told me that Goldie is blind. Talk about a blind date, this takes the cake. Do you realize what an awkward position you’ve put Tom in?”
Ro replies, “Oh Doug they are getting along swimmingly. I’d say they are made for each other.”
Doug replies, “Honey, Goldie can’t even prepare a proper dinner for when Tom comes home. Every man expects that of his woman.”
Rowena exclaims, “Well, I never! Do you think a woman’s primary role is to cook and clean? Let me set you straight Goldie can cook like the best wife. Doesn’t she have the kitchen memorized as she said or are you deaf? You make me wonder if my value to you is mostly housework.”
Doug replies, “I’m sorry honey, I just feel bad about surprising Tom like this. He had no idea of what he was in for tonight.”
Rowena says, “Let the two of them be the judge of that. Now, look through the door at them. Oh, my talk about love at first touch. They’re kissing.”
“Ro, nosy Natalie may peek in on us and think that something fishy is going on at the Sweeney’s.”
“If she does we’ll tell her they are rehearsing for the show. If you were blind I’d be your licensed broom pilot for trips domestic and abroad.”
“I guess you’ll be the one to sweep her spouse off his feet. Who issued your license might I ask?”
“Witches anonymous.”
“Either you’re kidding me or you are seriously deluded.”
“Doug, I’m just getting in the Halloween spirit.
Even if such a thing were possible the on-broom vibrations would keep me nosing her up until we land on the moon.”
“Ro, what is love? I know it when I feel it but can’t quite put its essence into words.”
“My dear, love is the snap of a ginger biscuit on a lonely birthday.”
“Doug, I want you to invite the prop man from the show over for dinner. But don’t worry I’m not going to make love to him upstairs while you’re sleeping off the bourbon on the couch.”
“Ro, why would that even cross your mind?”
“My mind slips into the gutter with the ease of a soap opera wife. I have a lady friend who you haven’t had the pleasure of meeting yet. She is a lonely girl in need of companionship. So they may hit it off.”
Rowena’s lady friend arrives at the door. Tom, the prop dude sits on the couch. Rowena leads her by the arm to Tom and seats her next to him. Goldie tells Tom, “Oh my, I am flattered to sit next to a designer of furniture in show biz no less.”
Tom says, “Well, the job doesn’t really put me in the big time. But to be thought of that way is truly a sign of respect.”
Goldie replies, “Well I’m kind of in the dark about TV land. Please tell me what manner of props you construct. It sounds fascinating.”
Tom says, “Well now that you mention it the
profession does pose some interesting challenges.
Once I built a cuckoo clock that could make conversation. It surprised even the actors. They went off script with their lines it was such a hoot.”
Goldie replies, “I must confess I’m more of a homebody. I don’t go outside unescorted.”
Tom says, “Oh I bet beneath that shy veneer you could be a woman about town.”
Goldie replies, “Well, no not really. You see I am legally blind. I have my kitchen memorized along with the rest of the house. But unfortunately, the city is beyond my ability to learn like the back of my hand.”
Tom says, “Well, I’m somewhat at a loss. Doug didn’t tell me.”
“Let me feel you, so we’ll be on equal footing.”
Tom says, “Of course feel free.”
Goldie follows Tom’s musculature like foreplay as her hand dips down his abdomen to his belt buckle where the mystery begins and her roaming ends.
Goldie says, “My Rowena didn’t tell me what a handsome man you are. Normally I don’t date good-looking men like you.”
“Heavens, why? You are a very attractive woman which entices me to get to know you better.”
Goldie says, “It is just that well-built men, such as you, often are vain which I find a turn-off.”
Tom says, “Do you find me to be that type?”
“Quite the opposite, your combination of being humble yet Apollonian in proportions is quite sexy.”
Doug takes Rowena to the kitchen for a private chat. “You never told me that Goldie is blind. Talk about a blind date, this takes the cake. Do you realize what an awkward position you’ve put Tom in?”
Ro replies, “Oh Doug they are getting along swimmingly. I’d say they are made for each other.”
Doug replies, “Honey, Goldie can’t even prepare a proper dinner for when Tom comes home. Every man expects that of his woman.”
Rowena exclaims, “Well, I never! Do you think a woman’s primary role is to cook and clean? Let me set you straight Goldie can cook like the best wife. Doesn’t she have the kitchen memorized as she said or are you deaf? You make me wonder if my value to you is mostly housework.”
Doug replies, “I’m sorry honey, I just feel bad about surprising Tom like this. He had no idea of what he was in for tonight.”
Rowena says, “Let the two of them be the judge of that. Now, look through the door at them. Oh, my talk about love at first touch. They’re kissing.”
“Ro, nosy Natalie may peek in on us and think that something fishy is going on at the Sweeney’s.”
“If she does we’ll tell her they are rehearsing for the show. If you were blind I’d be your licensed broom pilot for trips domestic and abroad.”
“I guess you’ll be the one to sweep her spouse off his feet. Who issued your license might I ask?”
“Witches anonymous.”
“Either you’re kidding me or you are seriously deluded.”
“Doug, I’m just getting in the Halloween spirit.
Even if such a thing were possible the on-broom vibrations would keep me nosing her up until we land on the moon.”
“Ro, what is love? I know it when I feel it but can’t quite put its essence into words.”
“My dear, love is the snap of a ginger biscuit on a lonely birthday.”
Everyone have a great weekend!!!!