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Post by QueenFoxy on Jun 14, 2017 16:38:06 GMT -6
I would but...
I saw this in another group and thought we might like to try it here,
one person posts a request and the next person posts I would but....And then makes a request for the next person.
The zanier the better.
I'll start.
Would somebody cook me some breakfast?
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Post by Brian on Jun 15, 2017 8:25:54 GMT -6
I would but it's past breakfast time.
Would someone please set the clock back 20 years?
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Post by branz on Jul 27, 2017 11:06:05 GMT -6
I would but I haven't got a clock
would somebody do my garden for me
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Post by Brian on Jul 27, 2017 16:27:35 GMT -6
I would but I have a black thumb  Would someone make us a pot of tea please? |
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Post by branz on Jul 31, 2017 12:57:07 GMT -6
I would but I am going horse riding  would someone muck out the stables for me please
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Post by Brian on Aug 1, 2017 0:28:39 GMT -6
I would but have a body that's not up to hard physical work anymore.
Would someone please teach me how to make sound come out of a tuba?
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Post by supernova on Aug 23, 2017 21:05:41 GMT -6
I would but heck, I'm nowhere musically inclined to save my life lol
Would someone bake a homemade cheesecake?
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Post by Brian on Aug 24, 2017 21:27:10 GMT -6
I would but I'm missing most of the ingredients I need for it.
Would someone please explain the moods of a cat to me?
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Post by Ara on Aug 25, 2017 15:48:25 GMT -6
I would but the theory of meow takes too long to write out lol
Would someone explain to me why winters have to be so cold?
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Post by Brian on Aug 26, 2017 14:50:34 GMT -6
I would but the thought of freezes me into silence.
Would someone please tell me why the rum is always gone?
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Post by supernova on Aug 26, 2017 21:13:00 GMT -6
I would but ha! then the secret would be spoiled:p
Would someone please help me crochet this blanket?
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Post by Brian on Aug 26, 2017 23:54:41 GMT -6
I would but I have forgotten how to crochet.
Would someone help me work out the meaning of life, the universe and tuna sandwiches?
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Post by supernova on Aug 27, 2017 21:33:58 GMT -6
I would, but I have yet to figure out the meaning of life and the universe, and as far as the tuna sandwiches well I ate the last one.
Could someone please help me with my sunflower seeds?
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Post by Brian on Aug 29, 2017 15:35:09 GMT -6
i would but I can't eat 'em and have a black thumb for growing.
Would someone help me take a step off a cliff?
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Post by supernova on Aug 29, 2017 21:58:59 GMT -6
I most certainly would NOT.Here let's talk about this and let me help you get back here so we can get you home *gives you a hand*
Could someone help me eat this watermelon?
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Post by Brian on Aug 30, 2017 2:49:23 GMT -6
I would but I can't because I'm flying away.
Would someone set my compass direction any way but back?
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Post by Ara on Aug 30, 2017 2:59:41 GMT -6
I would but I'm too tired to fly this morning.
Would someone explain to me the logic behind people not understanding there is life beyond all this computer stuff?
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Post by Brian on Aug 30, 2017 3:44:17 GMT -6
I would but I don't feel like it lol
Would someone tell me why Jimmy cracks corn in the first place?
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Post by Ara on Sept 5, 2017 8:09:30 GMT -6
LOL Brian I would but I don't care  Would someone tell me why June, July and August went by so fast? |
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Post by Brian on Sept 6, 2017 3:37:36 GMT -6
LOL Ara,
I would but April and May want it kept a secret.
would someone please tell me why we have so many plastic people in the world?
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Post by bama68 on Jan 20, 2018 15:30:45 GMT -6
I would but the plastic people thought I was a politician and bribed me not to rat them out.
Would somebody be kind enough to give me the winning numbers for the next powerball lottery?
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Post by lostineternity99 on Jan 21, 2018 7:05:25 GMT -6
I would but they are already taken, dang.
Would someone take out my trash?
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Post by Vicky G on Jan 28, 2018 10:33:24 GMT -6
I would but it's Sunday.
Would someone cut my toenails please?
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Post by lostineternity99 on Jan 29, 2018 7:31:02 GMT -6
I would but I lost my clippers.
Would someone fix my toaster?
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Post by Vicky G on Jan 29, 2018 8:04:50 GMT -6
I would but my screwdriver has gone missing.
Would someone fix my car for me.
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