Post by QueenFoxy on Jul 28, 2017 23:46:35 GMT -6
How Much Do YOU Know About Sex?
The latest Kinsey Report reveals that people are woefully ignorant of
the basic facts of life. The majority, for example, know where babies come
from, but fewer than 20 % apparently know how they get there. Even worse,
36 % believe that bondage is something you wrap around a cut finger. And no
fewer than 44 % reason that being into leather means working as a shoemaker.
The following quiz is designed to measure the smut level of the public:
1. The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:
a. having her knees rubbed with sour cream
b. simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the microwave
c. reading a sex quiz
d. shopping for shoes
2. When a businessman buys a red Mercedes, he is hoping to:
a. acquire a mistress
b. attract his neighbor's wife
c. preserve his youth
d. get a tax write-off
3. A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the video
store:
a. Kitten with a Whip
b. Sex Slaves of New Haven
c. Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IV
d. The girl who works behind the counter
4. Condoms are not recommended for use:
a. before the 15th of the month
b. after the 15th of the month
c. immediately after sex
d. children under 10
5. Religious families generally have large families because:
a. they generally have more children
b. they just have natural rhythm
c. the Bible forbids television
d. they're just lucky
7. After their 35th birthday, fewer than 10% of women ever achieve:
a. multiple orchids
b. a satisfactory weight-loss program
c. a job that pays as much as a man's
d. comfortable shoes
8. It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size of his:
a. bank account
b. piano
c. office
d. necktie
9. In addition to traditional methods, AIDS can also be transmitted by:
a. petting goldfish
b. handling chicken fat
c. kissing the family dog
d. bloody bar room brawls
10. Conception has been known to occur in:
a. the ovarian tubes
b. eustachian tubes
c. the Goodyear tube station
d. back seat of a Camaro
11. "Time of the month" refers to:
a. ovulation
b. undulation
c. a new moon
d. the weekend of AFC vs NFC championship
12. Testosterone is a kind of:
a. Italian ice cream
b. testimony given in an Italian court
c. umpire in an Italian cricket match
d. Italian chicken fat
13. An erogenous zone is an area where:
a. women tend to fall asleep
b. women tend to develop sudden headaches
c. men tend to laugh before the punchline
d. it is forbidden to park your rogenous
14. At least 50% of males suffer from premature:
a. emasculation
b. matriculation
c. baldness
d. laughter before the punchline
15. Judeo-Christian tradition frowns on:
a. premarital sex
b. post-marital sex
c. the opposite sex
d. carnal knowledge with non-kosher animals
16. The average frequency of sexual relations is:
a. 78.8 megahertz
b. 92.3 kilohertz
c. 98.4 oyithertz
d. depends on how often your wife works late
17. Which is not considered erotic vocabulary:
a. doo-doo
b. thingamajig
c. doggie-woggie
d. xxxxxxxxxx
18. In your personal experience, sex is:
a. overrated but undersupplied
b. oversupplied but not overpriced
c. over there but not over here
d. over
And....the funniest, most interesting set of answers brought over from our Yuku Castle.....
1. The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:
a. having her knees rubbed with sour cream. It implies that there is a partner involved and the backs of womens knees IS an erogenous zone.
b. simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the microwave
c. reading a sex quiz
d. shopping for shoes
2. When a businessman buys a red Mercedes, he is hoping to:
a. acquire a mistress
b. attract his neighbor's wife
c. preserve his youth. For he feels all the other things are possible if he were only young enough to persue them.
d. get a tax write-off
3. A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the video
store:
a. Kitten with a Whip
b. Sex Slaves of New Haven
c. Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IV
d. The girl who works behind the counter. Adult vids CAN be integrated into the marriage. A menage'a tois is a prelude to divorce.
4. Condoms are not recommended for use:
a. before the 15th of the month
b. after the 15th of the month
c. immediately after sex. Unless you have qualms about sloppy seconds. (I don't)
d. children under 10
5. Religious families generally have large families because:
a. they generally have more children. Possibly because of their understanding of family values.
b. they just have natural rhythm
c. the Bible forbids television
d. they're just lucky
7. After their 35th birthday, fewer than 10% of women ever achieve:
a. multiple orchids. I'm hoping the sites word filter filled in the blank with orchid. This is a shame. A bouquet is ever more rewarding than the single rose occasionally.
b. a satisfactory weight-loss program
c. a job that pays as much as a man's
d. comfortable shoes
8. It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size of his:
a. bank account. For if it is ample, the others can be had easily enough. Has little to do with sex, however.
b. piano
c. office
d. necktie
9. In addition to traditional methods, AIDS can also be transmitted by:
a. petting goldfish
b. handling chicken fat
c. kissing the family dog
d. bloody bar room brawls
10. Conception has been known to occur in:
a. the ovarian tubes
b. eustachian tubes
c. the Goodyear tube station
d. back seat of a Camaro. I chose this answer only because of familiarity with it.
11. "Time of the month" refers to:
a. ovulation
b. undulation
c. a new moon
d. the weekend of AFC vs NFC championship
12. Testosterone is a kind of:
a. Italian ice cream
b. testimony given in an Italian court
c. umpire in an Italian cricket match
d. Italian chicken fat
e. laxitive. It's gotten the crap beaten out of many an alpha male wannabe.
13. An erogenous zone is an area where:
a. women tend to fall asleep
b. women tend to develop sudden headaches
c. men tend to laugh before the punchline
d. it is forbidden to park your rogenous
e. encouraged to park their rogenous.
14. At least 50% of males suffer from premature:
a. emasculation
b. matriculation
c. baldness
d. laughter before the punchline
e. procrastination
15. Judeo-Christian tradition frowns on:
a. premarital sex
b. post-marital sex
c. the opposite sex
d. carnal knowledge with non-kosher animals
e. messing with a martial artist
16. The average frequency of sexual relations is:
a. 78.8 megahertz
b. 92.3 kilohertz
c. 98.4 oyithertz. But is NOT ruled by ethnicity.
d. depends on how often your wife works late
17. Which is not considered erotic vocabulary:
a. doo-doo
b. thingamajig
c. doggie-woggie
d. xxxxxxxxxx
e. all ARE, but then, there's no accounting for taste.
18. In your personal experience, sex is:
a. overrated but undersupplied
b. oversupplied but not overpriced
c. over there but not over here
d. over
e. overwhelming if understood
The latest Kinsey Report reveals that people are woefully ignorant of
the basic facts of life. The majority, for example, know where babies come
from, but fewer than 20 % apparently know how they get there. Even worse,
36 % believe that bondage is something you wrap around a cut finger. And no
fewer than 44 % reason that being into leather means working as a shoemaker.
The following quiz is designed to measure the smut level of the public:
1. The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:
a. having her knees rubbed with sour cream
b. simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the microwave
c. reading a sex quiz
d. shopping for shoes
2. When a businessman buys a red Mercedes, he is hoping to:
a. acquire a mistress
b. attract his neighbor's wife
c. preserve his youth
d. get a tax write-off
3. A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the video
store:
a. Kitten with a Whip
b. Sex Slaves of New Haven
c. Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IV
d. The girl who works behind the counter
4. Condoms are not recommended for use:
a. before the 15th of the month
b. after the 15th of the month
c. immediately after sex
d. children under 10
5. Religious families generally have large families because:
a. they generally have more children
b. they just have natural rhythm
c. the Bible forbids television
d. they're just lucky
7. After their 35th birthday, fewer than 10% of women ever achieve:
a. multiple orchids
b. a satisfactory weight-loss program
c. a job that pays as much as a man's
d. comfortable shoes
8. It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size of his:
a. bank account
b. piano
c. office
d. necktie
9. In addition to traditional methods, AIDS can also be transmitted by:
a. petting goldfish
b. handling chicken fat
c. kissing the family dog
d. bloody bar room brawls
10. Conception has been known to occur in:
a. the ovarian tubes
b. eustachian tubes
c. the Goodyear tube station
d. back seat of a Camaro
11. "Time of the month" refers to:
a. ovulation
b. undulation
c. a new moon
d. the weekend of AFC vs NFC championship
12. Testosterone is a kind of:
a. Italian ice cream
b. testimony given in an Italian court
c. umpire in an Italian cricket match
d. Italian chicken fat
13. An erogenous zone is an area where:
a. women tend to fall asleep
b. women tend to develop sudden headaches
c. men tend to laugh before the punchline
d. it is forbidden to park your rogenous
14. At least 50% of males suffer from premature:
a. emasculation
b. matriculation
c. baldness
d. laughter before the punchline
15. Judeo-Christian tradition frowns on:
a. premarital sex
b. post-marital sex
c. the opposite sex
d. carnal knowledge with non-kosher animals
16. The average frequency of sexual relations is:
a. 78.8 megahertz
b. 92.3 kilohertz
c. 98.4 oyithertz
d. depends on how often your wife works late
17. Which is not considered erotic vocabulary:
a. doo-doo
b. thingamajig
c. doggie-woggie
d. xxxxxxxxxx
18. In your personal experience, sex is:
a. overrated but undersupplied
b. oversupplied but not overpriced
c. over there but not over here
d. over
And....the funniest, most interesting set of answers brought over from our Yuku Castle.....
1. The most erotic experience a woman over 35 can have is:
a. having her knees rubbed with sour cream. It implies that there is a partner involved and the backs of womens knees IS an erogenous zone.
b. simultaneously using the food processor, the blender, and the microwave
c. reading a sex quiz
d. shopping for shoes
2. When a businessman buys a red Mercedes, he is hoping to:
a. acquire a mistress
b. attract his neighbor's wife
c. preserve his youth. For he feels all the other things are possible if he were only young enough to persue them.
d. get a tax write-off
3. A marriage is in trouble when the husband brings home from the video
store:
a. Kitten with a Whip
b. Sex Slaves of New Haven
c. Emmanuelle II meets Rocky IV
d. The girl who works behind the counter. Adult vids CAN be integrated into the marriage. A menage'a tois is a prelude to divorce.
4. Condoms are not recommended for use:
a. before the 15th of the month
b. after the 15th of the month
c. immediately after sex. Unless you have qualms about sloppy seconds. (I don't)
d. children under 10
5. Religious families generally have large families because:
a. they generally have more children. Possibly because of their understanding of family values.
b. they just have natural rhythm
c. the Bible forbids television
d. they're just lucky
7. After their 35th birthday, fewer than 10% of women ever achieve:
a. multiple orchids. I'm hoping the sites word filter filled in the blank with orchid. This is a shame. A bouquet is ever more rewarding than the single rose occasionally.
b. a satisfactory weight-loss program
c. a job that pays as much as a man's
d. comfortable shoes
8. It is not uncommon for the average male to worry about the size of his:
a. bank account. For if it is ample, the others can be had easily enough. Has little to do with sex, however.
b. piano
c. office
d. necktie
9. In addition to traditional methods, AIDS can also be transmitted by:
a. petting goldfish
b. handling chicken fat
c. kissing the family dog
d. bloody bar room brawls
10. Conception has been known to occur in:
a. the ovarian tubes
b. eustachian tubes
c. the Goodyear tube station
d. back seat of a Camaro. I chose this answer only because of familiarity with it.
11. "Time of the month" refers to:
a. ovulation
b. undulation
c. a new moon
d. the weekend of AFC vs NFC championship
12. Testosterone is a kind of:
a. Italian ice cream
b. testimony given in an Italian court
c. umpire in an Italian cricket match
d. Italian chicken fat
e. laxitive. It's gotten the crap beaten out of many an alpha male wannabe.
13. An erogenous zone is an area where:
a. women tend to fall asleep
b. women tend to develop sudden headaches
c. men tend to laugh before the punchline
d. it is forbidden to park your rogenous
e. encouraged to park their rogenous.
14. At least 50% of males suffer from premature:
a. emasculation
b. matriculation
c. baldness
d. laughter before the punchline
e. procrastination
15. Judeo-Christian tradition frowns on:
a. premarital sex
b. post-marital sex
c. the opposite sex
d. carnal knowledge with non-kosher animals
e. messing with a martial artist
16. The average frequency of sexual relations is:
a. 78.8 megahertz
b. 92.3 kilohertz
c. 98.4 oyithertz. But is NOT ruled by ethnicity.
d. depends on how often your wife works late
17. Which is not considered erotic vocabulary:
a. doo-doo
b. thingamajig
c. doggie-woggie
d. xxxxxxxxxx
e. all ARE, but then, there's no accounting for taste.
18. In your personal experience, sex is:
a. overrated but undersupplied
b. oversupplied but not overpriced
c. over there but not over here
d. over
e. overwhelming if understood
